Mom?

 “Mom?” Katie asked her mother - who was half naked in the kitchen. The shock making Alex jump. 

“Oof, sweetie you can’t scare your mom like that!” He responded, staying in character 

“Are you ok? I’d prefer not to see my moms tits before I grab my cereal..”

He didn’t know this body had kids, he had to think on the fly 

“Honey, once you get to mommies age you experience this thing called…menopause…makes your nerves all fucky” Alex knew the girl was 18-20 and knew what menopause was, but it was just a distraction. And if worked, she just went back to her room. 

Alex was testing out his new bodyhopping powers, he decided he’d go to the Target in the rich part of down and hop the first milf he saw - Claire was in the pasta isle all alone and became his target. 

He turned around in the kitchen and looked at his rocking body, the white thong and green top really showing off his assets. he felt the hottest thing to do was to strut his stuff for everyone to see. What a bad girl he was. That thought made his pussy tingle, he reached down and felt the goo that came from his damp kitty, then raised his finger up to taste it. How slimy and salty it was.

 Why not masturbate here in the kitchen? Maybe his new husband, or son, would walk in and give a hand.